Why? Because I can.
But it got me thinking about why I started using Google in the first place. It was nothing to do with it's clever algorythm or world-beating adwords programme. It's because it was fast and easy to use.
I can forgive the seasonal versions of the logo, they make you feel all warm at Christmas when Santa is there helping you find Amazon.co.uk (Yes, I use Google to find sites I know off by heart). But it's gone too far.
Keep it real, reclaim the white!
Word.
Claire: What did you do last night?
Eric: Not much, just watched some TV
Claire: I had the best night out!
Eric: Did you?
Claire: Yeah, I was out with Jessica, we always have the craziest nights out!
Eric: Do you…
Claire: You probably think I’m mad going out during the week!
Eric: Not really…
Claire: Yeah, all my friends say I’m just bonkers!
Eric: Do they…
Claire: We were drinking cocktails, it was wild!
Eric: Uh, huh
Claire: Oh, and when we left the bar some people were standing at a bus stop!
Eric: So…
Claire: I mean, it was freezing, why didn’t they just get a taxi? Bizarre!
Eric: Well…
Claire: God, the guy in the chip shop must have thought we were just barmy!
Eric: Why?
Claire: I mean, we made him to put the sauce UNDERNEATH the chips!
Eric: That’s…interesting
Claire: I know!
Jim: Can you finish that report?
Karen: No, I’ve not had my training
Jim: Have you not been using the system for a while now?
Karen: Aye, but I’m not trained, I don’t know what I’m doing
Jim: You finished that other report alright
Karen: I know, but the formatting was all funny
Jim: It looked ok to me
Karen: No, it was all weird
Jim: Fair enough, I’ll arrange some training
Karen: Thanks
Jim: It’ll be next week, is that ok?
Karen: That’s fine; I’ll work on the report till then
Jim: I thought you needed to be trained
Karen: Aye, I’ll do what I can till the training
Jim: Is that the training finished?
Karen: Yeah, it was boring, I knew it all already
Jim: Can you finish that report now?
Karen: Oh yeah, no problem
Eric: What have you got for lunch?
Claire: I’ve got a ham sandwich
Eric: Oh, I’ve just got some left over pasta
Claire: Yeah, its really good ham tho. You know, the carved stuff
Eric: Is it? Oh right
Claire: I prefer the carved stuff, it’s just better, you know
Eric: I suppose so
Claire: I never buy the cheap stuff
Eric: Right…
Claire: Yeah, it’s more expensive, but you can taste the difference
Eric: Yeah…
Claire: It’s probably organic too; the good stuff’s always organic
Eric: Is that right?
Claire: Yeah, I always buy organic, it’s just better isn’t it
Eric: I suppose
Claire: And it’s better for the planet and everything too
Eric: Yeah
Claire: I like to do my bit, so I always buy the expensive stuff
Eric: Good for you
